alolanawkword:

jehovahhthickness:

I’m going paddleboarding this weekend and I invited 4 of my friends. 3 of them bailed and one of them still hasn’t answered. Guess what bitch is still going paddleboarding even if it means going alone?

Moral of the story:

Stop waiting on other people to live your life

newtonscamader:

just-shower-thoughts:

90% of communication in a relationship involves yelling “what?” from another room.

selenaestella:

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess