Étiquette : lotr

chrysanthemumstar:

alrightanakin:

All of the battles in Lord of the Rings are so funny. Everyone looks gross and oily. Visibly covered in dirt. Probably could be tested for new strands of bacteria. Then there’s Legolas. Hair perfect and silky. Clothes impeccable. He probably smells like flowers or honey. What an inspiration.

Aragorn: Covered in blood and dirt. Noticeably exhausted. Hair tangled and limp and in his face. Angry and battle weary. Desperately sword fighting, trying to gain any hold on the enemy. 

Legolas: Fresh off of a spa day. Never weary. Every hair in it’s place, not a sign of blood or dirt anywhere. Casually grabs shield and surfs down stairs shooting arrows as his perfect platinum hair flows in the wind.