Chuuya: I hate Dazai.
Also Chuuya: *bitch slaps a dragon with a building to save Dazai and falls asleep with his head in Dazai’s lap*
Étiquette : dead apple
Bungou stray dogs dead apple : *Deep shit situation*
Chuuya : Hold my coat, I go fix this shit, get my boyfriend …And smash this moron dead !