– Don’t move. The fog hasn’t cleared. I don’t want to have to protect you from your special ability on this situation.
– Sh*t. I can’t move a single finger…Bungou Stray Dogs Dead Apple – Dazai and Chuuya.
Étiquette : dazai osamu
Chuuya: I hate Dazai.
Also Chuuya: *bitch slaps a dragon with a building to save Dazai and falls asleep with his head in Dazai’s lap*
Bungou stray dogs dead apple : *Deep shit situation*
Chuuya : Hold my coat, I go fix this shit, get my boyfriend …And smash this moron dead !

















