jehovahhthickness:

I’m going paddleboarding this weekend and I invited 4 of my friends. 3 of them bailed and one of them still hasn’t answered. Guess what bitch is still going paddleboarding even if it means going alone?

Moral of the story:

Stop waiting on other people to live your life

naamahdarling:

radioactivepeasant:

emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn:

pastelvirgil:

godpenis:

How Animals Eat Their Food

this video is fuckin ancient and i honestly forgot how funny it was

I always forget how funny this is until I watch it again and die laughing!

Oh gosh, I forgot this was a thing!

The guy on the left keeps his shit together remarkably well but loses it a little at “kangaroo” and that always delights me.